Pukka Pie Share definition Flag A gross pie like food available from UK chip shops... often eaten by drunk scallies when the taste of something doesn't matter. Scally: "Oh man, im gonna puke... better push summin into my stomach..." Pukka Pie by JaJake September 28, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Pukka Pie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch