Pretzel Mix

A proper noun for one whose body is so full of yeast and salt that it's possible to produce Pretzels or other bakery products.

Pretzel Mix was so irritated by salt she began to rant and yell at small children.

Pretzel Mix by Ryvet October 17, 2008

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The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

The Pretzels of the Party Mix by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017

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