Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.

"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."

Pooper Necker by snarftits September 17, 2014

poopernacker

angies words mofos!also means damn or poo head..

chris's wife is a mother fucking poopernacker for stealing him.

poopernacker by Angie! March 8, 2005

pooperdecker 

a gaseous combustion of the blowhole aka a fart

the man was very full and had gas so he let out a small pooperdecker to relieve the pressure on his stomach

pooperdecker by Paul Currie May 9, 2006