Poop Post 

A cleaner way of saying "S**t post," coined by Craig Thompson (MiniLadd on YouTube).

Around 1:34 in his "Try Not to Laugh Challenge #3" video, MiniLadd described the clip he just watched as a Poop Post.

Poop Post by Lisa Brazent July 27, 2019

Post Poop Fart

This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.

He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.

Post Poop Fart by New English May 6, 2009

Post poop depression 

The sadness after a real good poop. Sometimes you poop and its feels like part of you has left and something significant has been lost that can never be brought back. It leaves a feeling on incredible remorse and sadness.

Howard are you doing okay this morning?
I'm okay I just have some post poop depression. It will pass.

Post poop depression by Barnardo October 27, 2016

Post-Poop Butt Hurt 

Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.

Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt
Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!

Post-Poop Butt Hurt by Border__Damage September 30, 2017

Post Poop Clarity 

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet

“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

Post Poop Clarity by Poop handler June 3, 2023

post-poop 

The period of time just after defacating, or taking a crap.

I spent a lot of time crying during my post-poop.

post-poop by weasel February 10, 2003

Post Poop Piss 

This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.

I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.

Post Poop Piss by New English May 6, 2009