Playing Guitar

Sex Act. When you have sex, anal or vaginal, the girl lies on top on the man, he enters her from behind and uses his hands one to strum her vulva the other to grasp her breasts, like playing a Guitar

"Oh man that Melissa is dirty"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah I was playing guitar with her"
"NICE!"

Playing Guitar by Jaraine March 8, 2013

godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar 

possibly the greatist thing ever thought of.

Joe: So I was think of geting a tattoo.
John:Of what?
Joe: godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar
John:OMFG thats the greatest thing ive ever heard!

godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar by John-Dose Backflips April 2, 2009

in my basement really high playing guitar 

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

in my basement really high playing guitar by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

Playing the guitar 

Another term for female masterbation with the fingers.

I caught my sister playing the guitar last night to a porny porn.

Playing the guitar by V dux September 6, 2007

Jimi Hendrix playing the guitar 

the equivalent of Jesus coming down from heaven and playing a guitar.

person1- hey whats that immaculate music?
person2- its either Jesus Christ or Jimi Hendrix playing the guitar.

Jimi Hendrix playing the guitar by guitarmusicman November 26, 2007

playing the guitar 

to play with a girls boobs and pussy at the same time.

jeff said shut the damn door while playing the guitar.

playing the guitar by chris poivka June 10, 2008

Guitar Playing Fool 

1 Great Guitar Player
2 Moronic Guitar Player, one who thinks that they are awesome at the guitar, yet they suck.

Man, Hendrix is a Guitar Playing Fool!
...You're a guitar playing fool with your fat fingers.

Guitar Playing Fool by Marckus Maken August 28, 2008