Pirate's Parrot 

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

Pirate's Parrot by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010

Pirate's Parrot 

When a male places his genitals on an unsuspecting and friends shoulder like a parrot on a pirates shoulder.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 is passed out, I'm gonna give him the ol' Pirate's Parrot.

Pirate's Parrot by MrCheese456 September 25, 2023

blinding the pirates parrot 

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face

man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....

blinding the pirates parrot by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009