Phalangeitis 

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.

Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!

Phalangeitis by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

phalangitis by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018

phalangeenis

The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.

Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later

phalangeenis by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016