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Pattinson'd 

Verb: To 'Pattinson' or 'Robert Pattinson' somebody is the act in which the perpetrator takes hold of the victim's computer or iPhone, searches for a large picture of Robert Pattinson and loads it up. When the victim regains control over his/her technology they will see a large photo of Robert Pattinson, staring back at them.
Terry returns to the living room and picks up his iPhone which he had left unattended with Marty

Terry: Ahhhhhh, dang it!

Marty: Oh yeah! That's right! You just got Pattinson'd! Got up to go to the toilet, came back and BAM! who's there waiting for you!? That's right.
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robert pattinson day 

On February 3 it’s a day to appreciate Robert Pattinson and he’s handsomeness, wear or show ur love for our god
Me : Hey do u know what day
Person : no what day it is
Me it’s Robert Pattinson day

robert pattinson day 

On February 3, is Robert Pattinson day to appreciate he’s handsomeness so wear or show ur love for our king because he’s so hot
Me: do u know what day it is?
Person: no what day is it
Me: it’s Robert Pattinson day

D'Mitri Patterson 

Kind of short guy that got rejected 5 times and kinda sad life. Gets in trouble all the time. Bad man
D'mitri Patterson went up to selena and got rejected

Robert Pattinson

Indie film darling loved by directors Cronenberg, James Gray, Claire Denis, The Safdie Bothers, David Michôd and Brady Corbet, he has upcoming projects which include The Batman Matt Reeves and starring in Tenet Christopher Nolan, he has been the beloved muse of Dior for the past six years

Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians

⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)

Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)

Pre-production

⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon
Robert Pattinson is so fucking hot and so fucking talented

Robert Pattinson

boy: hey wanna go on a date?

girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson by haha lol xd November 2, 2020

Parkinson's disease 

A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.
My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.