Passterpation 

When you're overwhelmed by having to remember so many of your computer logins and passwords, then try to recall just one of them under pressure you simply get grid-locked and suffer 'Passterpation'

I tried to logon to my bank account but I just sat there frustrated and suffering passterpation and getting absolutley no-where

Passterpation by PerthCookie February 26, 2011

Passturbation 

Masturbating in light of passing an exam/course.

YES! I DIDN'T FAIL THE GOD DAMN PHYSICS EXAM! I'M GOING TO PASSTURBATE FOR HOURS TONIGHT!!! I'm going to do some passturbation.

Passturbation by Yandereperson March 5, 2011

Passturbation 

The style of football (soccer) made popular by the Barcelona squad and Spanish national sides. This style of football is marked by a teams OCD-like need to pass the ball as many times as possible during a match; even if the pass serves no other purpose than to pad the player's stats and serve the manager's delusion that whoever passes the ball the most wins the game. This includes 1-yard sideways passes in your own half while under no pressure, passing while staring at an open net inside the box and the 40-yard backwards pass to the goalkeeper.

Person 1: Are you a Barcelona fan?

Person 2: Hell yeah. I basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just pass the ball around. How about you?

Person 1: Nah, I'm not a huge fan of passturbation. I like teams that can actually fuck; like Baryen Munich, for instance. Hey, didn't those two teams play each other recently?

Person 2: Uhh...Messi was hurt that day...both days....

Passturbation by fatgunnersaurus November 21, 2013

pussterbation 

pussterbation - An unnecessary term meaning vaginal masturbation. Portmanteau of pussy and masturbation.

Yesterday my mom asked me if I had discovered the joys of pussterbation.

pussterbation by anklepain9000 July 12, 2010