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Nut Crumper

1. A person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. This person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your balls to make you do things.

2. A breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.
1. My dad yelled at me all day to finish my school project so I think he is such a Nut Crumper.

2. Did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his balls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?
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Nutcrumpler 

A morbidly obese female (or faggot), usually promiscuous or an escort, who's purpose is to repeatedly slam themselves into your nutsack.
Guy 1 - "That bitch straight BOUNCED off my balls yo, she must've been 650lbs or some shit. Total nutcrumpler."
Guy 2 - "Dude your nuts must've been CRUMPLED!!"
Nutcrumpler by Crank My Urethra February 6, 2014
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