Nipple Slice

An ancient samurai attack, consisting of whirling your blade above your head, screaming, then slicing it down across the persons chest, only slicing off both nipples.

You may then eat/play with/step on the sliced nipples.

John: Dude Steve was being a dick last night, so i game him the ol' nipple slice!

Dave: I didnt know you were a samurai!

John: *Bows*