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Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) 

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

Mr.Horse 

Is a person on it's own for men who either got a big penis, some good dick or both.
Phat Ma cant wait to see Mr.Horse
I'm about to go link up with Mr.Horse and his owner.
Mr.Horse by TheStylishMuva January 24, 2024

Mr.Horse 

Is a person on it's own for men who either got a big penis, some good dick or both.
Phat Ma cant wait to see Mr.Horse
I'm about to go link up with Mr.Horse and his owner.
Mr.Horse by TheStylishMuva January 24, 2024