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Mexican Battery

Coca-Cola in any form, usually in can. Many Mexican households have at a minimum 72 cans at all times. The bottled non-hfcs version is prided as it actually comes FROM Mexico many times.
When in the morning, if being from any sort of latino heritage, you think a coca-cola would be an excellent addition to breakfast. This form of recharging the 'human battery' is thus, a Mexican Battery.
Mexican Battery by mikenator.L June 16, 2010
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mexican battering ram 

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.
I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

Buttery Mexican

The resulting creamy mustache from going down on a girl with a yeast infection.

A distant cousin of the Dirty Sanchez.
I didn't know she had a yeast infection, until I looked in the mirror and realized she'd given me a Buttery Mexican.