Metrogay 

Metrosexual and homosexual rolled into one.

"Gok Wan is so Metrogay"

Metrogay by Brian Thompson December 28, 2008

Metrogasm 

(noun) an euphoric experience related to public transportation; achieving a quick and successful commute

I only had a 2 minute wait for the orange line and 4 minute wait for the red line at 10:00pm on a weekday. I totally had a metrogasm.

Metrogasm by Anonymous Girl in the City March 31, 2009

metrogate 

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

metrogate by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

metroglyph 

Graffiti writing left by vandals, commonly referred to as 'tagging'.

Bro, check out the sic metroglyph on that train car.

metroglyph by riselordvader75 March 12, 2012