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Metrocan 

N; adj.

Second generation Mexican American who has embrace a metro lifestyle (see metro).

Characterized by wearing a variety of modern urban styles: especially form fitting - and ever so slightly sagging - Gothic or emo jeans (see Gothic and emo); an over-sized sports cap with a straight brim (usually of a team the Metrocan has no idea what sport the team competes, but matches the day's outfit), or large hair brushed and sprayed straight up; and a subtlety plaid long sleeve shirt that has a hint of urban "gangsta" (see gangsta).

Known to participate in a fad dance style called Shuffling (see Shuffling or running in place).
A large group of teenage Metrocans gathered in a circle after school and broke into a shuffle.

The Metrocan Shuffle session was short lived due to the school banning Shuffle music.
Metrocan by a. mused October 5, 2011
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Metrocon 

A low tier anime convention hosted every summer in Tampa, Florida since 2003. It is currently owned by an egotistical owner with a hyper-inflated sense of self-worth and self-importance. They host a myriad of low-level sub-par cosplay shows performed by talentless hacks.
Dink: Hey dude! Are you going to Metrocon this year?

Chad: Is that that one convention owned by that one SJW pandering, high estrogen, section 8 Adam Driver-looking dude?

Dink:.......I guess?

Metrodan 

Hebrew: מטרודן
A bus company which operates in the southern Israeli city of Be'er Sheva (Beersheba)
They are the result of the cooperation between two bus companies: Metropoline (Metro) and Dan bus company from Tel Aviv (Dan)
Their buses are painted in silver-ish grey, their logo is the word Metrodan in hebrew, the METRO is painted orange and the DAN is dark blue
dude 1: "I love Metrodan, cool drivers, great service"
Metrodan by Big_Danny_K March 2, 2014

metrocard 

A pre-paid card used on buses and subways sold by the MTA in major cities. (NY)
I need to buy a new metrocard, this one is almost empty.
metrocard by Jooooooooe August 7, 2006

metrovangelist 

A preacher, or evangelist, whose audience is in a large city, metropolis or urban area.
The metrovangelist tried to warn the cities of their impending judgment and destruction.
metrovangelist by Repenter October 3, 2007

metromance 

A unique relationship with someone on your regular metro commute - consummated mainly by winks, waves, and smiles.
Jim: Who is that blonde you just waved to?

Me: I dont now her name, we've been having a metromance for the past few months. I call her 8th St. cuz that's her stop.
metromance by dajonts December 9, 2010

Metrocard Leftovers 

When there is money left in your metrocard, yet not enough for a ride but just enough to cause frustration and the use of unnecessary math.
Dude A: Right now I have $7.13 in my metrocard. That’s enough for like, 4 rides right?
Dude B: Dude, the fare’s $2.25 now. It’s only good for 3.
Dude A: What the hell am I supposed to do with 38 cents? Damn Metrocard Leftovers.
Metrocard Leftovers by slylover123 November 30, 2009