Mertosexual

People who are attracetd to triangular people specificly ones with nicotine addictions. Mertosexuallity is common in Turkey due to Merto living there.

Damn, that Merto is triangle, makes me wanna become mertosexual

Mertosexual by bigboitings November 11, 2019

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morosexual

A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )

She admits that she is a nympho and morosexual .

morosexual by bilwander June 30, 2016

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Morosexual

Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.

Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."

Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"

Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"

Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."

Morosexual by harvey is sad January 8, 2020

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Morosexual

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )

Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.

Morosexual by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019