Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.

I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.

Meat Jelly by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Meat Jelly

A abnormal term for the human race.

Hey look at that Meat Jelly over there what a a walking joke he makes of himself.

Meat Jelly by Agent Dark Booty July 13, 2009

dog meat jelly 

an insult of or meaning vagina in the most insulting way possible.

That dog meat jelly is such a bitch.
OHHH, CHECK OUT THAT HOT DOG MEAT JELLY OVER THERE!

dog meat jelly by kl & sv July 25, 2006

Meat Jello 

When you eat alot of cheesy food and alot of blue Jell-O. You get all constipated so you have to drink Milk of Magnesium. Then you go to your school's locker room and shit. It looks like a meaty Jello mmmmm...

Jay is the sickest little bastard I know. He once shot a huge steamy Meat Jello at a church charity. Right into the donation basket!

Meat Jello by Pooter April 6, 2005