matt jones 

Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.

me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better

Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick

matt jones by MattJonesFan July 13, 2006

Matt jones 

Pedo, chases young kids. Needs locking up and killed. This person is unsafe.

Matt Jones, the pedo.

Matt jones by Thechased March 23, 2020

Matt Jones 

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.

Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch

Matt Jones by Factual fate September 12, 2022

Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club 

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP

"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."

Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club by I'm not a furry guys May 17, 2019

Pullin a Matt Jones 

To like your own comment on Facebook.

I am pullin a Matt Jones and like my own comment.

Pullin a Matt Jones by DMSDad July 17, 2011