March 2 

National Day of Just-Be-Yourself

A day where you can just be your weird ass self and celebrate yourself, and no one can judge you. Not even your relatives.

Mom: Why are you wearing two different colored socks and pajamas??
Daughter: 'Cuz it's March 2 and I can do what I want

March 2 by btspavedtheway0613 October 15, 2019

March 2 

National Get a girl day, A day where all you dweeb will get a girlfriend.

On March 2 I got a girlfriend.

March 2 by Better Couple October 27, 2019

march 2 

national tell your crush u like them bcs u know they like you back

Alexa:omg tiffany its march 2nd im soooo telling josh i like bcs i know he likes me back!
Tiffany: there she goes again with the whole day of tell ur crush u like him/her day

march 2 by # and i oooop SKSKSKSKSKS February 28, 2020

March 2 

National have an orgasm day

Friend: *Walks down hotel hallway*
Two people in room: AHH AHH AHH AHH OH F*CK AHH
Other friend: Why are they having sex so early in the morning
Friend: It’s March 2

March 2 by Ratchetly February 20, 2020

MARCH 2 

NATIONAL BEAT MY MEAT DAY

Omg stop doing that oh ya must be March 2

MARCH 2 by Sbhagzbsggas April 12, 2019

March 2 

The day where you can skip skewl, get fat, and be kewl, because no one will judge you for no reason at all

Mom:Get ready for school
Daughter:But it's March 2nd
Mom:K

March 2 by Uraka November 14, 2019

March 2 

national twerking day ! buss down !!

“March 2 is emily’s birthday , on national twerking day !”

March 2 by hoebag420 October 17, 2019