Malörted 

The act of haven taken a shot of Jeppson's Malört, which is considered a form of delicious self-abuse. Especially popular in the Chicagoland area.

Help me I've been Malörted!!

Malörted by KiT November 23, 2019

maforted 

To righteously kick or remove someone

I maforted that bitch right out of my house.

maforted by billotronic June 24, 2015