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Mayflower Secondary School 

It is an OK school. The teachers are cool but why are the secondary 1 and 2 classrooms on the 4th floor? Do they expect us to climb the stairs like it's a Mount Olympus Greek mythology type of "race to the top and be a god" type of competition? And the school might as well have been demolished. It feels like all the classrooms are breaking down slowly and are going to collapse on the students any second. They fans are shaking, and the lights have completed retired. The staff take forever to ' fix ' it. When I mean by fix, I mean they get a repair man in and just say " Yeah idk what to do lmao its your problem and it's totally ok " like tysm for the opinion but can't you do at least something so that the fan doesn't look like it's inhaling pure drugs on a day-to-day basis? And then it's the boys who play on their PLD all class and then whine about their tuition and how they are going to fail a class and "Bro help me find out what y=mx+c is so I can pass math" like dude you dug yourself a grave so now lie in it. Then there's the edgy vulgarity screeching person who screams "fuck you" if you ever just look at them but then proceed to do a 180° when they need you help. Then the tik tok pick me up girls that do random shit on the back of the class and at this point, I think the teachers gave up. (I would too) Other than that and the fact that they built two useless staircases and that the , it's an ok school with great teachers and a 'colourful' student population.
" Hey dude, I got into express in Mayflower Secondary School. "

" I'm so sorry dude, who hurt you so much? "

" What? "

" Don't worry dude, I already have 10 therapist appointments to help you cope with your loss. Don't forget that I'm here to help. "

MacFlower 

A very midgety looking creature that is mostly Native American, it climbs tree's and has opposable toes. It walks around with stringy blonde pigtails, and has a nose the size of a tic-tac. This creature generally fears human beings. A MacFlower's habitat is commonly found in a redwood tree. These species are very rare.
NikVictoria and Maggsiex10 go on a hiking trip.

Nik: OMFG WTF DID YOU JUST SEE THAT MACFLOWER?!?!
Maggie: WHAT?! JUSTIN BIEBER?! WHERE? WHERE!?!?!?!?!1111one
Nik: No, you twit -.-, a MACFLOWER. I swear to god, I just saw one! It just jumped onto that tree branch!
Maggie: What the hell, you're wasting my time. It obviously isn't important enough if it isn't my beloved JUSTIN BEAVER. BEANER. BIEBER**!!

MacFlower 

A short girl with pigtails whom can be very, very annoying and amusing.
Ohhay theres a MacFlower on the barby!
MacFlower by Danii;; February 14, 2010

Manflowers 

Anytime a woman gets a man, a man gift, or suprise that has a positive affect, in an unselfish, unsuspecting way that speaks volumes about how much she realy cares.
I had plans to watch the ND, UCLA football game. I was running late only to find out that the game selection had changed due to ND sucking. I had already given up and went to grab a beer. I turned around and the game was on. My wife bought the game for me for 21.95 on pay per view. I did not think about that option. I had never used it. I said wow you got me Manflowers, cause I know how much you hate football.
Manflowers by Brian Patrick July 20, 2008

Skurt McFlowery 

Noun. Skurt McFlowery is a native of Massachusetts. Skurt is a timid soul, his hobbies include just the tip, slippery soap surprise, find the hair down there, and other controversial family games.

Skurt is most famously known for the "Black Out Incident of 2008", were he proceded to tackle and punch his good friend in the middle of the street as a bus narrowly avoided a collision, which would have been his final demise.
Skurt McFlowery Limerick

There once was a man named McFlowery
Who engaged a girl for her dowery
But on thier wedding day
Skurt snuck out to lay
The priest in the church's back gallery