Luminaire Mage 

(a.k.a Lum, Lumi)
1. A dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named Calvin.

Luminaire Mage humped Calvin and then Calvin shot him and burned Lum's body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.

Luminaire Mage by Calvin June 29, 2003

Luminaire Mage 

Noun- 1.The God of all Ultimate Pleasure

"Oh thank Luminaire Mage...If it weren't for him, last night's sex would have been terror!"

Luminaire Mage by Lumi June 26, 2003