When you have the rainforest growing on your legs. Most women will think you are hot and will want to go to Olive Garden for free breadsticks with you.
Damn I bet his Hairy Legz take him to Olive Garden all the time.
Hey I just discovered a new animal in your Hariy Legz Bro.
Your Hairy Legz are so sexy I bet you get all the girls when you go to Olive Gardens.
A DJ typically from Toronto with Russian descent. Whose voice can reach pitches that are un heard of. This man is a Cop by day and a DJ by night. Hunting men on the streets. But at night he will get freakyin the sheets. DJ Legzzz will strictly perform at shitty venues due to the fact no one will hire him.