LMWIP 

'Net acronym meaning "Lick Me Where I Pee". Basically like saying "kiss my ass", "eat me" etc.

George W. can LMWIP.

LMWIP by bippo November 12, 2007

lmdip 

let me die in peace

im too tired for this world so please lmdip

lmdip by kreicis October 20, 2020

LMWIS 

Lick me where I shit

19:18:52 <allbad> Yo Lamo, LMWIS, k?

LMWIS by allbad July 2, 2005

LMWIFAP

lick me were I fuck and pee

your girlfriend was talkin shit so I told her to lmwifap

LMWIFAP by [e-mail] February 8, 2010

LMBIP 

LET ME BEAT IN PEACE.... A statement you use to your friends, family and therapist trying to help you stop beating your meat

Dr. Kinvar: I'm trying to stop your addiction but you've been consistently breaking your record, every 2-3 days you always beat your meat.
Mark: Damn Dr. Kinvar!!! LMBIP

LMBIP by Cartier the 2nd January 31, 2022

lmwp 

An abreviated version of "Lick my wet pussy"

Friend: Man, smwd
Me: Only of you lmwp

lmwp by angry bean fucker May 11, 2018

LMWAPO

LAUGH MY WET ASS PUSSY OFF

HIS JOKE WAS SO SEXY AND FUNNY, SHE LMWAPO.

LMWAPO by Feisty J September 14, 2020