JaredNap 

To pass out in a hallway of an Apartment with a half eaten Subway sandwich as your pillow

I was so drunk last night I Jarednapped outside of your apartment door.

JaredNap by Draft Manuscripts Not soldiers December 15, 2008

Jarednash 

1.) To annoy someone to the point of explosive brain trauma.

2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.

3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.

Example 1.)

Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!

Example 2.)

Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...


Example 3.)

Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!

Jarednash by S.T.M.H.T.S. January 5, 2009