J-Wagg 

One who stocks Mothers that have just had their baby within weeks prior.

She just had a kid last week. I'm going to J-Wagg her.

J-Wagg by Hefe Larsone October 11, 2007

J-Wagg 

1. The act of accidentally shitting your pants.

Did you see Johnny? From the smell of him he must have J-Wagged in his pants.

Dude, Mark totally J-Wagged in his pants today.

J-Wagg by DustMasterrrrrrr February 19, 2011

J-Wagged

The 10 out of 10 on the drunk scale. What is this? Getting so drunk you actually have to be brought back from life. If you please you can get so drunk at a football that you tackle a fire hydrant, puke on every inch of a bathroom stall: except in the toilet.

Ex. Dude I'm fuckin gettin J-Wagged tonight

J-Wagged by steve-o C. March 2, 2009