Inseminate the Canine Share definition Flag Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work. That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine Inseminate the Canine by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Inseminate the Canine mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch