Hot Swamp 

After a long hard day when you have serious case of swamp balls, you proceed to rub your sweaty junk all over your lady's face.

When Zeke got home from a long day of practice, he gave her a hot swamp because she was being a bitch.

Tuna hot swamped all over that ho's face.

Hot Swamp by wildboy October 15, 2006

Hot Swamp Ass

when your ass is already sweaty from physical activity and you have a really moist fart, causing the sweat to turn a sickkish greenish brown like a swamp.

Oh man, something smells like Hot Swamp Ass

Shit man, that was me.

Hot Swamp Ass by Honour de balzac January 20, 2009

hot cocoa sampler box 

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

hot cocoa sampler box by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004

hot cocoa sampler box 

n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.

Check out that Yolanda with the six kids. Looks like a hot cocoa sampler box to me.

hot cocoa sampler box by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

hot cocoa sampler box 

Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."

hot cocoa sampler box by FormlessOne February 27, 2005

hot as a swampy anus 

simile. 1: A term used to describe a room, piece of clothing, or other enclosed space that is uncomfortably hot and stuffy.

"Yeah, well it's hot as a swampy anus in this thing, so I'd appreciate it if you just told me what the hell I'm supposed to do, so I can do it."

hot as a swampy anus by Yon Terminator September 18, 2004