Holy Duck Fuck 

Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.

~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~

You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."

Holy Duck Fuck by ThatEducatedBlackGuy November 20, 2010

Holy Duck Fuck 

1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.

2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?

You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.

You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"

Holy Duck Fuck by thatawesomeguywithweirdmum September 9, 2010