Ho Humper Share definition Flag 1) someone who humps hoes in the backseat of his el camino dude, that guy, he's such a ho humper, i saw her and jennifer in his el camino and they didn't get out for another 15 minutes Ho Humper by Jimmy Metzger June 12, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Ho Humper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch