Heffelbower 

A man with a big dick

"Damn that guy is for sure a Heffelbower"

Heffelbower by JaJaJaJaJa23123123123123 March 7, 2009

Heffelbower 

The greatest teacher ever to walk the earth

We're talking about the physics of Mario in Heffelbower's class

Heffelbower by buickregal01 October 16, 2021

Heffelbowerian 

In the style of Heffelbower.

Snyder couldn't have written that, it's too Heffelbowerian

Heffelbowerian by buickregal01 November 23, 2021