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señorita de hatfield 

A girl for whom the pleasures past you would sacrifice your family, god, nigh - your very existence! You listen to the whispers of the wind, watch brooding clouds and feel the very earth for a sign of her. Alas, no. She will never love you. The sting hurts more than mortal man can bare. Was it the wicked college allocation, your bodily weakness or were the carnal passions simply unfulfilling ? We will never know. But one thing is for certain. The spell she casts can never be broken.
"Yeah there's a señorita de hatfield in my labs. Does rugby I think, idk "
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Hayfield Secondary School

A school full with rich major socialites from lorton, and everyone says "ball is life" or "lax is life" and somehow this school is good in these sports. Everyone loves to flash their fake IDs and brag that they partied at radford over the weekend. A beast ass football team but never can beat yorktown.... but JV basketball is the shit (UNDEFEATED )
person 1: dude trying out for lacrosse this year for Hayfield Secondary School !11! LAX IZ LYFE

person 2: same here dude !!111!! never done it before but im gonna try out cuz everyone else iz doin it, lax is the move

Hetfield Stomp 

The stomp that James Hetfield lead singer guitarist from Metallica does has his stadge move. As he sings and kills it on guitar he stomps a foot very aggressive and is like his form of a dance stadge move.
I was at this show the other night and bassist was rocking out was pulling off the Hetfield Stomp like it was his own move. It was bitchin'.
Hetfield Stomp by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010

Hadfield Syndrome

When an adolescent male in his first year at uni overcompensates for his shit football skills and poor grafting technique by making a football team so he can be "player-manager"
Did you hear about the new football team Sam started? Clearly he's got Hadfield Syndrome!

Hatfield Peverel 

A quaint village located in the South East of Essex, England notorious for a strong farming community as well as the level of drive by shootings being considerably larger than that of neighbouring villages. Key land marks are The Great Barn, where 80% of all newborns are conceived and ironically delivered by Nurse of the Year 2009 Sara Nitram, The Village Hall where many functions take place including the annual HoeDown where performers such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have found fame. Noted residents include Lady Sophia "Fifi" Martiani, winner of the largest pumpkin competition 10 years consecutively. She was once quoted in Garden's World Magazine as saying "Hatfield Peverel is my heart, soul and body"
Their village slogan "Hatfield Peverel, you'll always find a smile here"
Hatfield Peverel by soapasaurus August 3, 2010

Hatfield 

To perform a scene in the nude, regardless of whether the script calls for it or not.
Actor: Something still doesn't feel right.

Director: Let's try it again; this time, just Hatfield it.
Hatfield by Fredicus. June 22, 2010

Hatfield 

dont mess with they Hatfields.Any Hatfield is all around awesome.A Hatfield will blow you away.
Person1:"damn here comes a Hatfield!"
person2:"wow, i wish i was born a Hatfield."
Hatfield by sugarheywhuduh February 27, 2011