1. Gronkage (adj)
Pron. Gronk-idge
The degree to
which one bears gronk-like qualities.
2. Gronkage (noun)
Pron. Gronk-are-gay
Like a Hokage, but
instead of ninja he/she runs a dojo of gronks-in-training.
3. Gronkage (adj. 2)
Pron. Gronk-idge
Activities which require the one performing them to possess gronkage ^(1).
1. Gronks
typically possess a large amount of gronkage.
2.
The local Gronkage can often be seen performing public displays of gronkage.
3. Gronkage is
frowned upon or laughed at in mockery of the gronks in gronkage.