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Grognasse 

A very efficient French insult that can be applied to :

- at 2am on a Saturday night in Paris, the bitch who just took the taxi 2m away from where you had been desperatley waiting for one
- the woman in the elevator to whom you wish a good evening and who just presses "close" as an answer
- the waitress who bumps into your chair every 2mn and never apologises
- a 21-year-old girl who has huge breasts and touches her hair with a childish laugh after every sentence
- an innocent woman that you want to publicly show spite to

Often, all the bulllet points above apply to the same person. When that happens, you can be pretty sure that girl is "une sale grognasse" or "une énorme grognasse qui pue" (transl : "a huge bitch who stinks").

You would usually share the comment "quelle grognasse celle-là!" with your friends when the person is gone or cannot hear.

To sound cool, use "ma grognasse" to designate your girlfriend when you are with her best friend.

see Radasse

Best translations : bitch, cunt
"Mais quelle grognasse cette meuf !!"
transl: "What a bitch!"

In front of Les Bains-Douche : "Regarde derrière-toi : un banc de grognasse!!"
transl : "Look behind you, a shoal of bitches!"

Inside le Duplex (Parisian night-club) : "Tiens, c'est réunion de l'amicale des grognasses ce soir ?"
transl : "Well, it looks like a meeting of the 16 district bitch association!"

"Oh, la grognasse, t'as pas l'impression de me prendre mon taxi là ??!"
transl : "Hey bitch, don't you fee like you are stealing my taxi??"

"Super le thème de ta soirée, je peux venir avec ma grognasse ?"
transl : "Your party theme is great ! can I come with my bitch ?"
Grognasse by Dr.Reboot June 24, 2009
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Groganise 

To Groganise: To improve a board games enjoyability by tweaking a rule or set-up.
we need to groganise this game to make it less swingy
Groganise by Mawihtec February 10, 2018
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noun' - (pronounced groan-ass). Emphatic term related to age and wisdom. Short for, "fuck off, I'm over 40 and I know what I'm doing"
Susan: Hey Erin, I'm not insecure, or crazy or jealous of you. I just care and want you to know my ex is psycho. This is my 17th attempt to reach you.
Erin: I'm a grownass woman, and I know what you're up to.
jealousbitchhaters
Grownass by littlebrowngirl April 10, 2015

Grognaksexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Grognak The Destroyer Attorney At Law and Grognak The Destroyer Attorney At Law only.
" Would you like to date me?"
"Sorry I cant, i'm grognaksexual"
Grognaksexual by Fetus-saurus-rex January 28, 2020
Gognass - is a celebration which takes part in the famous Holiday of Christmas. It is similar to gogday, but instead, the God of Gorillas (gog) is wearing a Santa hat and has grown a beard! You are obliged to post monkey Santa on Reddit, Twitter, etc.
Khai: TODAY IS CHRISTMAS! CAN I HAVE PRESENTS?

Khai's mom: Yes, but it is also Gognass!

Khai: Thank you for reminding me mom!
Gognass by kiwikobab_owo December 21, 2020