Greendarien 

A Greendarien is a term for being an absolute idiot.

Friend 1: Don't pull a Greendarien while you're outside.

Friend 2: Don't worry, I won't.

Greendarien by cousinsorsomethingg April 15, 2021

Greendaying 

n. A euphemism for masturbation in reference to the song "All By Myself." Used mostly by ugly-ass high school girls passing notes at the Twins game next to the left field pole.

Ugly Girl 1: I've been Greendaying every once in a while, but i really don't think about Jesse all that often. I swear.

Ugly Girl 2: Eeeeeww!!!

*stupid bitches*

Greendaying by paddlenaked June 27, 2004

greendamentalist 

Environmentalist loony, literally a green fundamentalist. More concerned with appearing in the papers and on TV, and perhaps cocking a snook at Daddy, than actually protecting the environment. Doesn't worry about putting forth anything scientifically valid, in fact prefers to portray scientists as rapists of the Earth, or some such. A goon.

Greendamentalists would rather destroy GM crops than save the whales.

greendamentalist by Fearman October 3, 2007