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A word used to describe an individual deprived of a reasonable amount of common sense or intelligence. This term is usually used as an insult referencing the public service ad on Down's Syndrome with Wayne Gretzky that came out during the mid-eighties.
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while performing sexual intercourse on a woman yell "POWER PLAY" and all of your buddies run out of closets and doors in hockey uniforms and helmets and beat the woman with hockey sticks.
Maya Goetzenberger
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Maya Goetzenberger by turtlesareus May 23, 2022
gaetzkeeping
Gaetzkeeping is a unique type of cognitive dissonance wherein the legislator quietly shows their guilt or complicity in a criminal activity, only to be busted for it a few years later.
The politician opposed a human trafficking bill in 2017. In 2021 he was accused of an improper relationship with a 17-year old in a stunning example of gaetzkeeping.
gaetzkeeping by threepio March 31, 2021