Glastobating 

Discussing, Talking about, conversing regarding the Glastonbury Festival at the expense of all other subjects

Sorry I can not talk now I am Glastobating with the people I met this year.
Or
Sorry Love I can’t fix the Leak as I am Glastobating on Facebook

Glastobating by Peter Strudwick August 7, 2008

Glastoboasting 

Constantly dropping into conversation that you are attending Glastonbury aka the finest music festival in the world.

I cant stop Glastoboasting about this year's line-up. Think Beyoncé, U2 & Coldplay.

Glastoboasting by Gilli Kane April 29, 2011

Gastrobating 

Verb; The action of looking at food porn.

Noun form: Gastrobation.

"I gastrobated when my fridge was empty and now my stomach is literally eating its own lining."

"Where did you learn to make that Jack Daniels sauce-filled turducken?"
"I found the recipe in the middle of a furious gastrobating session."

Gastrobating by Sami-Hikari September 4, 2013

Gastrobating 

Eating something so delicious that it is the equivalent of masturbating and having an orgasm.

Yesterday, Tim was gastrobating so much while eating his Grandma's lasagna and he almost came in his pants it was so delicious.

Gastrobating by blahblahblah78941564891989+874 September 4, 2010