Girtft

"Get it right the first time"

Hey Conrad, you dumb fucking limey, girtft!

Girtft by Felice June 30, 2003

Girtatious

Def: Ger-tay-shus; When indulging in the act of smoking a cigarette.

"Hey, lets go be girtatious".

Girtatious by Minnmann April 2, 2010

girlft 

A chick who's given to you as a present.

Sergent Louise Lugg is always trying to get Sarge to become romantically involved with her, but he often does not seem overly interested, and so she has to resort to more extreme means of getting his attention, one time even swaddling her massive bulk in a big ribbon and bow, and then presenting herself to him as a "girlft".

girlft by QuacksO November 21, 2022