Giraffe Man 

Someone who is over six feet tall and sits right in front of your seat at the movies

I can't see the movie, thanks to Giraffe Man sitting in front of me.

Giraffe Man by Mina_Colada February 21, 2015

giraffe bruh man 

1. Br- Br-

BRUH!

2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.

giraffe bruh man.

giraffe bruh man by handle already used by sum1 June 21, 2020

Giraffemappoofy 

A wild beast. A snail like body, a really long neck and a map carved into his skull. Some unique species have colorful dots in their entire body.

If I had my mother my father and a giraffemappoofy in the same room and had a gun with three bullets, I would shoot my mother my father and myself.

Giraffemappoofy by Bluebone5 November 20, 2021