Ghetto Garzone Share definition Flag When a dumb blonde tries to act gangster and ghetto by listening to rap. Yo my ex-wife Laura is now being a Ghetto Garzone after she remarried a black man named Jamal. Ghetto Garzone by Fyzz April 9, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Ghetto Garzone mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch