Get up on

1. To obtain or try to obtain by begging
2. To steal; filch

ex: Yo, can i get up on that red beans and rice niggaf!

Get up on by The Rick April 16, 2003

get up on the wrong side of the bed 

To be in a bad mood; to be grumpy or unpleasant for no apparent reason.

The phrase refers to someone being in a bad mood from the moment they wake up.

1) Stephan, you sure are irritable today - did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

2) I feel awful. I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. On second thought, maybe it was all that champagne I drank last night!

get up on the wrong side of the bed by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

get up on the head 

1. Encouraging directive made by a male for a female (or male, if that's how you swing) partner to directly engage the head of the penis in either oral, vaginal or some other orifice-centered sexual act.

2. A derogatory exclamation made from one male to another as an insult, much akin to telling someone to "suck my dick".

1. Girl: "Ooh, baby, I am feeling so sexy right now....." Guy: "Well GET UP ON THE HEAD, girl!!!!"

2. Guy 1: "You need to get out of my face, man..." Guy 2: "GET UP ON THE HEAD, you fucktard!!!"

get up on the head by BDOG47 May 27, 2017

Get up on that cow! 

Go faster and get your stuff together

You’re going to slow it’s a highway, Get up on that cow!

Get up on that cow! by Cash money 200 April 25, 2024

Get one up on you 

Generally said by a female- In reference to getting a guys dick up, before pleasuring it

I will get one up on you ;)

Get one up on you by Jamie12356 October 26, 2010

shut up woman get on my horse

A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!

Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!

- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD

shut up woman get on my horse by horselicker666 November 8, 2010

get it up and get it on 

the act of developing an erection or hard-on for the purpose of intercourse or fucking

I took one look at her and I was ready to get it up and get it on right there, right now...

get it up and get it on by bongoman January 1, 2008