Gentleman's Warts

A euphemism for the term 'genital warts', which can be used (usually by a male) in place of the proper terminology in an attempt to soften the blow.

Sexual partner: "Have you been tested?"
You: "Yeah and I was totally clean, unless you count gentleman's warts, WHICH I DON'T."

Gentleman's Warts by BoneChopsky November 22, 2011

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Gentleman Warts

When you wore a condom and still caught something.

Billy always practiced safe sex but he still got gentleman warts.

Gentleman Warts by schogirl January 11, 2010

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