1.)
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with
ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
3.)
scorpion of
mortal kombat:
GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
GAYTALITY