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festival gash 

noun - sexual intercourse with a woman at a music festival, such as Reading, V, or Glastonbury.
Dan - "So Max, you had any festival gash yet?"
Max - "No man, its been a sausage fest round our campsite"

Jack - "Y'know what could really make this weekend? Some good ol' festival gash"
festival gash by voice of daghetto October 16, 2008

gashfest 

a party/social event full to the brim with premium gash

not being able to pull at a gashfest takes an impressive degree of retardation

also known as: a POON-A-PALOOZA
1: "man that party last night was an absolute gashfest!"
2: "i know man, so much hot poon! you got laid yeah?"
1: "err .. nah actually"
2: "how did you not?!?!?! .... are you actually a retard?"
gashfest by halz&rud May 26, 2009