Fucktardicle 

A theoretical sub-atomic particle that can enter the human brain and causes one to become a fucking retard.

People are driving like morons today, must be a high level of fucktardicles in the air.

Fucktardicle by Glitchi February 5, 2010

fucktardiness 

The act of being a fucktard

fucktardiness by Willc0 September 8, 2003

fucktardiness 

it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.

we'd be on fucking time, bitch, if it weren't for your fucking fucktardiness.

fucktardiness by bitch is always fucking late January 5, 2008

fucktardilicious 

intellectual property

these copyright issues are fucktardilicious.

fucktardilicious by phex January 5, 2004

fucktarducken 

Portmanteau of fucktard and turducken. When someone, something or a situation is so amzingly fucked up, usually requiring one action to be done, undone and then done again, that the amazement factor of fuck a duck kicks in. Fucktard(ed), wrapped in a fuck a duck moment.

Michael: I had to de-register my old laptop from campus and re-register it re-activate my account before I could remove my old laptop and add my new one.

Michaela: Fucktarducken.

fucktarducken by ygdrassil June 30, 2016