Fuck A Donkey 

To put something together without knowing what you are doing; slap together haphazardly.

I had to fuck a donkey through that report - I had no idea what to do!

Fuck A Donkey by tattoodi December 15, 2012

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey 

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey by hezza08 February 23, 2009