Frosted Donut 

This is when you take a long shit and roll it into a donut shape and cum on the top of it. You the freeze this donut shaped, cum covered shit to make the cum into a glaze consistency. After this is ready, remove the shit from the freezer then finger your girlfriend, wife, or depending on the state, your sister, while she is on her period, then flick your fingers over the donut to give the donut the appearance of sprinkles. When this is done, serve it at the next family dinner to the in-laws.

Wow this frosted donut tastes really unique. What's in it?

Frosted Donut by Erock182 April 17, 2009

Frosted donut 

The act of a generally female sex partner consuming a half-dozen unfrosted donuts and thereafter swallowing an appropriate volume of semen in order to spread an even layer of "frosting" on each.

Gee, im really craving a frosted donut tonight Carl.

Frosted donut by Downhillsyndrome December 10, 2017

cherry frosted donut 

To eat pussy while the female is in the menstruation cycle and she is in the vaginal blood discharge stage.

Dude that dumb bitch got me drunk and she didn't even bother telling me she was on the rag.. i woke up on the floor with a cherry frosted donut

cherry frosted donut by Dickhead92 March 9, 2015

pink frosted sprinkled donut 

A pink frosted, rainbow sprinkled donut. Also used for cleaning windows, according to Smosh and Wikipedia.

Ian: If you used Wikipedia more often, maybe you would know that before donuts were used for eating, they were used for cleaning windows.

He then washes a car window with his pink frosted sprinkled donut, although it doesn't work well.

pink frosted sprinkled donut by JpsCrazy February 1, 2009

donut froster 

Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat.

BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more.

JOHN: Why?

BOB: Cuz he's a donut froster.

donut froster by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009

donut froster 

a person who goes out of his way to put a toilet seat down so he can piss on it - so the the next human being can slip and slide.

Johnny entered the stall with a giggle, unzipped his pants, kicked the seat, and shot his hot yellow sauce all around the horse shoe.

donut froster by John Newland August 15, 2003