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Flesh musket

Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!
I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!
Flesh musket by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

firing the flesh musket 

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

fleshmusket 

PENIS, or other Phallic device. Usually, it is related to Stephen Brumm, the famous Canadian retard who always wanted to "put his fleshmusket in Rachel."
Bitch, suck on my fleshmusket!
fleshmusket by TPaine October 4, 2006