Flattus Maximus 

Flattus Maximus is a red faced guitar god in the band GWAR. Flattus is the lead guitarist in GWAR. His outfit consists of two triceratops on his shoulders, a green cloth to cover his areas, his killer footwear, a red mask, and of course, his customized green (sometimes uses red) ESP LTD MH400 guitar.

Womb With a View and Bring Back the Bomb are great examples of Flattus Maximus shredding on guitar.

Flattus Maximus by Treavor June 15, 2008

Fattus Maximus 

One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.

Also sits around and eats KFC all day.

Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.

Fattus Maximus by WellFuckYouToo December 9, 2019