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Fightpalm 

This is a defensive procedure that often does not work on it's own. Often performed when being choked in a movie. The victim forces their palm into their assailant's face, to try and remove them from their throat. If this happens to you within the first 15 minutes of a movie, you will die: end of story.
Two guys watching a horror movie:
Guy #1: Oh, that guy's dead.
Guy #2: How do you know?
Guy #1: We just started the movie, he's being choked, and he's resorting to the Fightpalm; I give him less than a minute left to live.
Fightpalm by Legnug January 23, 2011
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FightCamp Cool down 

The opposite of a cool down. When you are at the end of class and the coach says you are going to cool down but in reality it is just 15 more minutes of torture
“Hey Mike, are we done?”
“Yes - pretty much. Just the FightCamp cool down and you’re good to go!”
FightCamp Cool down by GrootCock December 9, 2021
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fightgasm 

The man had a fightgasm after watching Kill Bill.
fightgasm by that german December 28, 2007